Season 8, Episode 4
San Antonio, TX
8.12.20
Austin Tayshus (1-2-0; 4pts) vs Sonny Driftwood (0-2-0; 0pts)
Reward: 4pts
Roland Haggard (1-2-0; 4pts) vs Van Mac (1-1-0; 4pts)
Reward: 4pts
Van Mac: Listen up, Austin, TX! I know how y'all are obsessed with cowboys and all that haberdashery, but let me tell you somethin'... all that western stuff is WACK. Seriously, y'all ain't cowboys. Most of y'all have never done a day of honest work in y'alls life. You front. Just like my next opponent, Rolland Haggard. Fakest dude I've ever seen. He pretends to be a cowboy... he ain't. He pretends to be a badass... he ain't. He pretends he belongs in this ring... he DON'T. Now, let me show y'all how a REAL star handles his business...
3-Way Elimination Match
Jewwel Lessard (2-1-0; 6pts)
vs
Tibby Caskey (2-1-0; 12pts)
vs
Raven Lister (2-1-0; 6pts)
Reward: 4pts
Staff Interview with Hashira Masu
Spiros: Well, the action tonight so far has been exciting, no doubt. But now, I'm being joined by Dojo Points Leader Hashira Masu, and he's brought along this gentlemen with him. Your name, sir?
???: My name is Darnarius Jackson, and I am the OFFICIAL ambassador for the future E3 Champion, Hashira Masu.
Spiros: Ambassador?
Jackson: You heard correct. Masu-san's representatives back in his fine country of Japan have invested good money in me being the one to guide Masu-san's career here in the US.
Spiros: I see. Does this have anything to do with the incidents Masu...
Jackson: San.
Spiros: Right, Masu-san... does it have to do with his dealings outside the ring?
Jackson: I'm afraid so. E3 Wrestling is supposed to be the sports-based wrestling promotion in the United States, but unfortunately, they have yet to show they can handle the shenanigans that transpire in the typical professional wrestling setting. And since Masu-san is in a foreign country, he needs an ambassador to help him navigate the waters and ignore some of the yokels in the back.
Spiros: Yokels? That sounds like a direct shot at Roland Haggard...
Jackson: If the boots fit...
Just then, we get a visit from Roland Haggard in the entrance area...
Haggard: Listen here, if that dope in the ring needs a tour guide to find his way around the local attractions, than so be it. But I'll be got damned if I'm gonna let a couple of bald-headed bastards run my name through the mud. You can ask all my girlfriends, and they'll tell you the same story: I ain't one for foreplay. So let's cut to the damn chase here. MASS-SUE, if you really want trouble, then I challenge you to a GRUDGE BOUT!
The crowd gasps at the thought...
Jackson: Hehe. Hold on just a second...
Jackson explains to Masu the challenge that's been laid out by Haggard. The two go back and for for a few seconds...
Jackson: I've consulted with Masu-san, and we both agree that would not be in his best interest.
Haggard: Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS! I KNEW IT!
Jackson turns back to Masu and consults with him again. You can see the exact moment when Jackson says the word coward, as Masu becomes livid and starts to charge towards the entrance ramp, but Jackson and Spiros try to hold him back. Jackson says a few more things to Masu, and the two seem to come to an understanding, calming Masu down.
Jackson: While I still don't believe it's in Masu-san's best interest, he has confidence that he can wipe you out of the points picture and send you back down to the bottom of the rankings, where you belong. So, with that being said, YOU'RE ON!
Spiros: OH MY! If all passes through the E3 Booking Committee, we'll have our very first Grudge Bout NEXT WEEK!
Nick Nohart (2-0-0; 8pts) vs Iggy Sharpe (2-0-0; 8pts)
Reward: 8pts
via Running Knee @ 19:00
Roland Haggard def Van Mac
via Spinning Sidewalk Slam @ 14:14
Raven Lister def Tibby Caskey & Jewwel Lessard
via Anaconda Vice @ 27:07
Iggy Sharpe def Nick Nohart
via Cobra Claw @ 15:33
Iggy Sharpe - 16pts
Hashira Masu - 12pts
Nick Nohart- 8pts
Austin Tayshus- 8pts
Roland Haggard - 8pts
Austin Uber - 4pts
Van Mac - 4pts
Sonny Driftwood - 0pts
Women
Tibby Caskey - 12pts
Raven Lister - 10pts
Jewwel Lessard - 6pts
Delta Dyer - 0pts