San Marcos Activity Center
San Marcos, TX
10/12/2015
Johnny Fab: Last week, Persia Mask, a man who has no authority over the booking of E3 or it's wrestlers, came down to this ring and gave his spot in our match for the #1 contendership of the E3 title to Bret Showalter. Showalter has been on the sideline for weeks, and I didn't even know that Bret was cleared to wrestler, nor was I prepared to face Bret in a match. I was prepared to fight Persia Mask, and those two are WAY different competitors. I wasn't ready! Not only that, but Showalter has the same record as I do! 6 wins, 3 losses. How that makes him the #1 contender, I don't understand. You know, after all this time without a title shot, I'm beginning to think there's a conspiracy against me! Maybe it's because I'm from Minnesota. Maybe it's because I'm fabulous. Either way, I'll have my lawyer, Cecil Mudford, down here suing the pants off of Gary Gribble and the rest of the E3 brass! So, I'm not leaving this ring until things are sorted out around here.
*Bret Showalter steps forward from behind the curtain*
Bret Showalter: Wow, someone's got his big boy pants on, eh? I betcha if I stepped into that ring with you right now I'd make you tap again, ya know? Johnny, you're young. You've got a lot of years left. But two weeks ago, you got beat by a man better than you. You know, you could learn a good lesson about this instead of coming out here, pissing and moaning about what you didn't earn.
*Gary Gribble, the owner of E3 Wrestling, comes storming out through the curtain, stopping midway down the ramp so he can talk to both men at an equal distance*
Gribble: I rarely ever come out here and get into the wrestlers business, but the fans here in San Marcos deserve to see some actual wrestling, not bickering. Johnny, you have some valid points. Bret was never mentioned to you as being cleared, nor was he in contention prior to that night. The match should have went on as planned. However, due to Persia Mask's insistence on fighting Koresh at Zenith, we had to make a new plan. So, what I've decided is this: at Zenith IV, in San Antonio, TX on Halloween night, Drake Drevus will defend the E3 Championship against Bret Showalter AND Johnny Fab in a 3-Way Elimination match! For Drake Drevus to lose his title, which he's held for 10 months now, he will have to be pinned on submitted. Johnny, now you'll have to study BOTH these guys, but you get your opportunity back. And Bret, you beat Johnny fair and square, so you get YOUR opportunity, too. Oh, and if you ever threaten to sue me again Fab, your ass will be back in Minnesota slinging Vikings merch before you know it. Now please, everyone GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!
Super Tiger II (1-5) vs Bison Steve (0-5)
Royce Starks (4-3) vs Henio FLynn (4-3)
Sirifist (3-4) vs Lexicon & Chambers (4-1)
E3 Dojo Championship
Horst Kleinhans (c) (5-2) vs Mato Chante (4-2)
Quick Results
via Super Bomb @ 19:44
Henio Flynn def Royce Starks
via Leg Lock Counter @ 14:38
Sirifist def Lexicon & Chambers
via Dynamite Punch Rush @ 14:37
Horst Kleinhans def Mato Chante
via Turbo Drop II @ 10:21 to retain the E3 Dojo Championship!